Incorrect Quotes (Peanut Butter)

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Hi people, look at me, coming here to visit for a while after several months of slacking off.
I actually made this chapter months ago before abandoning it so here you go.
(Chapter 24, part 1)
Also crediting some quotes to Zoe15634  for some ze quotes (the one with a heart) Zoe15634

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Elliot: I am bored.
Luke: You wanna commit first degree murder?
Elliot: Sure, why not? Plus I used the dead bodies to fertilize the soil in the school garden so there is way more room now.
Luke: Nice, I will get the masks and weapons ready.
Jake: Guys, please, let's not do this again-
Jake: GUYS , PUT ZOEY AND DREW DOWN-

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[Done this version with these guys but I wanna try again]
Hailey: *picking up the phone* Hello...?
Kidnapper: I have kidnapped your friend. The one that was playing the drums.
Hailey: Wait, you have Luke?! Oh no, Don't do this!
Kidnapper: That won't be happening until you pay-
Hailey: No, not you. LUKE, DON'T STAB HIM-

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Luke: Zander, sweetie, what happened? Why are you crying? Who did this?
Zander: It's fine, Luke. Just crying from cutting the onions.
Luke: Let me handle the onions for you.
Luke: *takes his new sharpened knife and starts violently stabbing the onion* This is what you get for making my boyfriend cry.

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Luke: *getting into a fight with Zander* I hate you, Zander.
Zander: I hate me more.
Both:
Luke:...Zander..baby, we talked about this.

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Luke: I think this could be a start of a new friendship.
Jake: ....but you and Elliot tried to murder me?
Elliot: Yes, but then we decided not to.

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Luke: Actually, I got a few knives up my sleeves.
Sean: I think you mean tricks-
Luke: *pulling out different type of knives out of his sleeves* I do not
Sean: o h

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Luke: So how is the food that Zander made?
Jake: It's.....surprising ly nice.
Milly: Yea. Compliments to him
Luke: *Goes back into the kitchen*
Luke: You look adorable.
Zander: O-oh thanks. (-0_0-)

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Luke: Jake, can I tell you a secret?
Jake: Uh sure?
Luke: You know the missing students, right? Well I was the one who murdered them and buried them in the school.
Jake: *gasp* But why would you tell me that?
Luke: Because no one will believe in you.

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Luke: Allow me, confronting is my specialty.
Luke: *stabs the person*

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*Therapy*
Luke: My friends don't really let me do anything.
Hailey:By anything , he means murdering people...
Jake: ...while also complementing them in a creepy way.

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A/N: Double updates after months. Whoo.

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