@silverstampycat123 I dare EJ to fly away on nyan cat. Slender to sound like a whipped cream cat. Laughing Jack, STOP LAUGHING YOU ARE ANNOYING!!!!!! Jeff to get reveng on whoever married Britt and try to take her back. BEN drown Link. SIlent dance to poker face with Smile Dog and when song is done.... do a chacha line.
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EJ: *climbs on nyan cat* How do i- *nyan cat flies away* RIDE THIS THIIIIING?!?! *screams like a little girl*
Slender: *sounds like someone using a whipped-cream thing and a cat miked together* Why???? Is it because I'm a cat person?? *feeds Grinny*
LJ: WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP?!?! *giggles*
Britt: *signs divore papers* There.
Hoodie: *signs divorce papers* Have fun with J-
Jeff: *tackles Hoodie* I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!! *punches*
Britt: JEFFY!! *glomps, kisses* Don't worry, we're divorced. I've always loved you. :3
Jeff: *hugs tightly growling* MINE.
Britt: *blushes*
SIlent: *hugs Hoodie, pecks cheek* I missed you. *nuzzles into chest 'cause she's short*
BEN: *transports to Hyrule*
Link: *sees him, draws sword* IMPOSTINATOR!!!
BEN: Shut up Link! *waves hand, Link's sword goes flying*
Link: 0.0 *runs*
BEN: YoU sHoUlDn'T hAvE dOnE tHaT lInK.... *flicks wrist, vines tie link up*
Link: WHO ARE YOU?!
BEN: *drags him across ground* I'm you. But, eviler.
Link: Dark Link?!
BEN: ppft. You WISH. *ties ends of vines to log, snaps fingers, log flies to middle of ocean*
Dark: *comes up behind BEN with sword drawn*
BEN: *turns around* He's dead.
Dark: .............
BEN: Come on, I'll take you back where you'll be seen as a good person. *takes him back to mansion*
Silent: *dancing with Smile to Poker Face* You know what?! I still hate dancing!
Dark: *falls on top of Silent*
Silent: *stabs his shoulder* BENJAMIN!!!! GET BACK HERE YOU FUCKER!!! *chases him*
Slendy: Hello there. What's your name?
Dark: Dark Link. BEN brought me here.
Slendy: You a killer? Special abilities?
Dark: Yes. I'm a shadow.
BEN: *jumps into tv*
Silent: Jerk.... oh, sorry for stabbing you newbie. BEN's a pervert and i thought you were him. ^^ *skip off to get cheesecake*
Dark: ............. What have i gotten myself into this time......
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RandomDare the Creepypastas! They'll do anything as long as it's appropriate~!
