@silverstampycat123 I dare Dark to play find the Link who is in the middle of the ocean with Silent. BEN to drown Zelda. Slender to get a ultimate make over from Laughin Jack. Sally to hide all of Slender's pages. Jeff to marry Britt. Insane Twilight not to be insane.
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Silent: Why am i in Hyruie again Dark?
Dark: I need help finding Link, and you're the one with the magic.
Silent: Yeah. Thanks. -.- *says random spell* Now we can breathe underwater. Come on. *jumps in, swims down*
-- at the mansion --
LJ: *gives Slendy a HORRIBLE make over when he's sleeping* Better now than when he's awake~~~ *runs off, drops a piece of candy*
Smexy: And do you Jeff, take Britt to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Jeff: I do.
Smexy: You may now kiss the insane bride.
Jeff: *does so*
Britt: *flips Smexy off*
Twilight: Sorry, i don't think i can do that!! *twitches* Besides, it's kinda fun!!! *laughs crazily*
-- back in Hyrule --
Silent: *drags Link up, throws him into boat*
Link: Who are you?! What do you want with me?!
SIlent: Shut up hero. Before i throw you back.
Dark: Come on, let's get him back to Hyrule.
Silent: IN ONE PIECE DARK!!!
Dark: ....... damn. *takes boat back to Hyrule*
Silent: Oh look, BEN's drowning Zelda. *sees BEN throws an unconsious Zelda into water*
Link: WHAT?!?!
Silent: Sleep time! *knocks him out*
Dark: *throws him on shore, takes them both back to mansion*
Slendy: *looks like a baby scribbled all over his face, stands erect with tentacles out of back* Silent, did you swear in front of Sally again?
SIlent: *gulps* N- no boss....
Slendy: SILENT.
Silent: SORRY!!! *throws $100 bill in jar, runs off*
EJ: *comes back, falls off nyan cat* NEVER. AGAIN. *throws up*
Slendy: Laughing Jack, where are you?! I know you're the one who drew on my face!!! *stalks after him*
-- in forest --
Sally: There it is!! *takes one of Slender's pages, has all eight* Now. Where to put them.... AH HA!!! *crushes them up, colors them, wraps them in candy wrappers* this is gonna be fun!! *finds LJ* here you go LJ! Even the wrappers are eatable!!
LJ: AWWWW!!! THANKS SALLY!!! *eats them*
Slendy: LAUGHING JACK..........
LJ: *gulps* uh oh.... i thought those candies tasted wierd... *runs off*
Slendy: GET BACK HERE!!!! *chases after him*
Sally: *giggles* Thank you Silver!!!
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RandomDare the Creepypastas! They'll do anything as long as it's appropriate~!
