School nerd is a mafia boss [Taekook]

Answer: part one

Yes answers of the question and forgive me please for not updating
Anyways the question:

[Extra: I'm doing three characters each chapter cause I can't tolerate my broken phone more than that I'm sorry]

1: Taehyung

Q: YOU ARE THE MOST INTERESTING PERSON! UGH I DIE FROM YOUR DUALITY IRL...AND HERE TOO

Please come to my funeral

Tae : I- thanks I guess *coughs awkwardly*  want me to kill you more? *Smirks*

And sure I will attend

Ok enough Taehyung shi  *pulls Taehyung aside*

Q: why are you so deadly handsome?!?

Tae : God made me duh ask him but I'm glad I kill you guys *winks*

(me: *Cries in corner*)

Q:  can you be my father?

Tae : I'm too young to a father child-
But anyway where is the adoption form? Bring that first then let's see

Q: Do you think you can save JK?

Tae : Tbh, yes I can

Q: Can I have Jungkook to Myself?

Tae : Eh? Sorry, I can't share that bunny

Q: can I kiss jungkook on the cheeks please? *Puppy eyes* 💜 I love you 💜

Tae: Aww I love you too and sorry no.

*Pulls Kookie and kisses him*

Kookie: *kicks him in the balls* tf you were thinking to kiss me and *glares*

Me: someone is jealous-

*Gets slapped by Jk*

Q: Can I adopt Jungkook?

Tae: Unfortunately Nope

Q: can I be your sister? I feel lonely :(

Tae: sure! :3

2. Jungkook

Q: YOU ARE THE MOST SQUISHABLE BUNNY BABY!! Don't tell Tae but I love you<3

Do you like man handled by Tae?

A: Thank you! Ok I won't tell Tae-

*Feels someone glaring from back* *shivers*

*Whispers* maybe? *Winks*

Q: Do you like when Tae treats you like a baby?!? *Lenny face*

A: Not gonna lie but pretty much (but only him!)

*Me smiling in bg*

Q: can you be my mother?

A: *Thinks* sure-

Tae: I'm sorry honey we ain't got married yet to have kids adopted right now maybe in future k?

Q: Do you still think you are a top?

A: *proudly says* YEAH

Yoonji: you sure? Then Who's moans we guys hear at night screaming "Taehyung~ faster" huh?

Tae: (/////)
Jk: (/////)

Jimin: *Wiggles eyebrows* we can do-
*Smack*

Yoonji: keep you dick in you small pants not outside!

Q: why do I love you so much?

A: Because I'm Jeon Jungkook?
👁️👄👁️

Readers: Mhm right!