Thunder: HEY DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED IN THE LAST CHAPTER?
Bluestar: NOPE :D
Thunder: THAT'S GREAT LET'S GO CHALLENGE THEM!
*Story turns into really cheesy action movie*
Bluestar: Clanclan assemble for our fabulous internet battle!
Jayfeather: *Hands our random kitchen items to everyone*
Bluestar: EQUIP YOU SPATULAS AND CAPS LOCK, SOLDIERS!
Clanclan: *All start falling over and dropping things*
Kestrelflight: *Stays standing* ~Level up!~
Jayfeather: WARRIORS, OUR VICTORY LIES AHEAD! I CAN NEARLY SEE IT!
Hollyleaf: *Whispers* But you can't see...
Jayfeather: I know; we're doomed. :|
Thunder: *Flies over army on a fruit roll-up* OTHER CLAN OF ALL THINGS EVIL WE CHALLENGE YOU!
Blackstar: Fox-dung! *Throws pictionary box into bushes*
Scourge: Smooth...
Blackstar: ....EVILCLAN ATTACK!
*Evilclan cats stop having a limbo competition and charge*
Thunder: CLANCLAN I CHOOSE YOU!
Brambleclaw: CAPS LOCK FTW!
Firestar: EVERYONE ABBREVIATE THINGS SO THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HECK WE'RE SAYING!
Sorreltail: OMSC YUS CC FTW WWW BTW!
Brackenfur: XD LOL CAPS FUREVER!
Blackstar: AHHHH I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'RE SAYING!
Frostfire: This... my brain cannot comprehend the stupidity.
Scourge: AH NO THE CAPS LOCK I WASN'T LOVED AS A BABY I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Bone: NUUUU WE'RE LOSING!
Frostfire: No. Nononononono. STAHP. STAHP IT NOAW.
Moonshine: It's so painful!!!!!
Bluestar: HA! WE R WINNING!
Blackstar: NO UR NOT! TIME FOR OUR SECRET WEAPON!
Bluestar: AHHH NO WHAT IS IT!
Frostfire: I CAN'T TAKE IT STOP BEING SUCH AMATUER NOOBS WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS I THOUGHT IT WAS INTERESTING NOW I WANT TO JUST COME IN THERE WITH A CHAINSAW YOU ALL SOUND LIKE BLIND 9 YEAR OLDS TRYING TO READ ANCIENT GREEK!!! *Charges in and joins battle*
Moonshine: HOPECLAN ATTACK!
Bluestar: :D
*Hopeclan cats pour into the battle field wearing watermelon hats*
Scourge: HURRY, BLACKSTAR! WE'RE FAILING SENPAI! REMEMBER OUR LESSON!
Blackstar: I WILL MAKE YOU PROUD SENPAI! RUSSETCLAW, PRESS THE BIG RED BUTTON!
Squirrelflight: NO NO THAT'S MY JOB *Throws grenade*
Glitchspark: WHERE DO YOU ALL GET THESE THINGS?
Russetclaw: *Does super slow motion pressing of big red button*
*All cats in slow motion turn and start yelling random references to earlier chapters*
Russetclaw: OPERATION SLOW INTERNET HAS BEEN ENGAGED!
Thunder: *Gasps* No!
Shadow: O.O
Wind: >:O
River: AHHHHH!
Frostfire: WAIT NO YOU CAN'T-
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