Jayfeather: HEEEEEYYYYY EVERYONE, OLD CATS FROM THE SKY SUMMONED MY FACE AND TOLD ME RANDOM STUFF.
Thunderclan: ._.
Jayfeather: And yet, nobody cares. Hold on, let me try this again... THE PROPHECY SAID SOMEBODY IS TRYING TO KILL THE SUN WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
Thunderclan: *Scream and run everywhere*
Firestar: Everyone, calm down! I have a foolproof plan! We are not afraid!
Thunderclan: *Cheers* FIRESTAR! FIRESTAR!
Firestar: I SHALL LEAD YOU ALL TO VICTORY- *Gets struck by lightning**Ded*
Thunderclan: FIRestrrrrr...
Leafpool: CATS HAVE TOO MUCH STATIC ELECTRICITY.
Ivytail: Whaaa..?
Brambleclaw: Uhhh... new plan! Jayfeather, tell us all what the prophecy said.
Jayfeather: It said that bacon would come and shadows will take over and the clans will die AND SOMETHING ABOUT RIVERS FLYING THROUGH THE SKY AND VOLDEMORT WILL STEAL OUR EGGBEATERS.
Thunderclan: What did he say?
Brambleclaw: Are you completely sure that's what it said?
Jayfeather: *Shakes head* Brambleclaw, you've forgotten. You've all forgotten what the random can do to you! I have a confession to make. The only reason I understood that prophecy is because was hoarding catnip! I ate it, Ok? I admit it!!!
Brambleclaw: I understand your sacrifice of sanity-
Jayfeather: YOU DUN GET IT. WHAT DID LEOPARDSTAR DO TO US? THE CLANS ARE GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID STUPIDITY OF THE STUPID STUPID PEOPLE.
Brambleclaw: I think what you're trying to say is that the only way to understand what is happening is through catnip?
Jayfeather: I was ranting about stupid people. How'd you get that out of it? But yeah, I guess that works too.
Brambleclaw: I think it is finally time to give into our weaknesses.
Thunderclan: Booo!
Brambleclaw: I'm sure a great many cats will die today-
Thunderclan: BOOO!
Brambleclaw: It could mean the end of existence-
Thunderclan: BOOO!
Brambleclaw: Sorry, I've been going aboutthis the wrong way. CATNIP!
Thunderclan: YEEEEAAAAHHH!
And so, the war begins. But not really. Because this was an intro chapter. Kinda cool though. 5 votes for next part?
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Random*Not related to Swiftdapple's works!* SEQUEL TO WARRIOR CAT RANDOMNESS: THE CRACK! The clans are back, bigger and better than ever in WARRIOR CAT RANDOMNESS: TOO! Cloudtail is even cookie-er. Leafpool is even spoon-ier Lionpaw is even more idiotic...
