Scourge: *Walks up to bramblepaw* Hey, kid.
Bramblepaw: Yeah?
Scourge: I'm gonna kill you. ._.
Bramblepaw: ... No.
Scourge: wut?
Bramblepaw: You can't kill me until you give me candy.
Scourge: How does that even make sense? O.o
Bone: Just give him the candy, bro.
Scourge: Whats bro?
Bone: ....
Bramblepaw: ...
Scourge: ugh fine *Gives him candy*
Bramblepaw: *Screams* HOW COULD YOU?
Scourge: wha-
Bramblepaw: I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?
Scourge: I.... i don't... understand? :(
Bramblepaw: YOU LIED TO ME! WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?
Scourge: What did i do?
Bramblepaw: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
Scourge: o_o *Whispers* What???
Bramblepaw: *Takes candy and leaves*
Scourge: Wha... i dun understand...? :'(
Bone: Its not ur fault.
Scourge: What isn't?
Bone: ITS NOT UR FAULT, SCOURGE, OK? ITS NOT!!
Scourge: I...
Bone: IT ISN'T YOUR FAULT. YOU MAY THINK IT IS, BUT IT'S NOT UR FAULT!
Scourge: *Screams and runs away*
Yellwofang: Cut! Good job guys!
Bramblepaw a bone: X3
ROD: "Getting out of fuschia" By D_s_t_e. BEST BOOK EVER!!!

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