Firestar: ALL YOU THUNDERCLAN PEEPS GEDDOUT YOUR DENS AND LISTEN TO THE FIREY CAT OK? *Stumbles around highledge*
ThunderClan: *assemble really neatly under highrock*
Firestar: Whassup, kids? *falls over* who put that rock there?
Greystripe: HI THERE!
Firestar: *hic* My feets are all red... I no likes! *licks feet*
Jayfeather: Firestar, where's the catnip gone?
Firestar: I see pretty rainbows... *hic*
Jayfeather: *facepaw*
Firestar: STOP IT.
Jayfeather: What?
Firestar: I AM CLAM EATER AND I SAY YOU GO WHERE NAUGHTEH KITTIES GO. *hic*
Jayfeather: You mean, the dark forest?
Firestar: The fridge did it. *falls off highrock* *dead*
Brambleclaw: YESSSSSS! I HATED THAT LOSER! NOW I'M CLAM EATER AND YOU HAVE TO GIVE YOU ALL YOUR CLAMS!
Clameater: But... I'm Clameater!
Brambleclaw: No, you took the purple tiara.
Purpletiara: HOW COULD YOU, CLAMEATER?
Brambleclaw: I DID NOTHING! IT WAS ALL THE FRIDGE HUGGER!
Fridgehugger: Shh, don't tell 'em!
ThunderClan: *stare*
Fridgehugger: Uh.... It was the Green duck's idea?
Greenduck: Quack.
Quack: Did you say my name? Clameater, I'm confused!
Brambleclaw: DIE, SUKKERZ! *shoots lazers*
All: *le dead*
Brambleclaw: *winks* *puts on shades* *starts running towards ShadowClan territory with the laser gun* BOOM!
***********Frostfire's Reaction********
Frostfire: Oh... starclan...
I think everyone died after that.
What do I do now?
Must fill rest of chapter space with hilariousness...
Umm....
I just..... how?
I like dots.
Dots are fun. They're like less scary clowns.
I almost said cows.
Lol.
EVERYBODY LOL.
*Stares intensely at screen*
The duck is back for it's grapes.
COME LITTLE DOTS, WE ARE GOING TO STALK EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T LOL!
*Struts away*
A/N THANKS SO MUCH CLOUDFALL!
P.S- Commenting saves lives. Especially yours. Now run >:D
ROD: ".:~ Warriors : Bundled Loyalties { Book 1, A Clan in Need } ~ :." By MagicalAroura.
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