A/N This is the last spoof we will be accepting! Thank you to iBluSkies for sending this in ^-^
Who's excited for the third book? And the end to the great battle, of course.
Foreshadowing.....?
But It probably won't be for a little while as this book has to reach 50k first. So you might want to go and check out one of my other books, such as the warriors hunger games crossover thingy!
Self advertising. Good job frosty.
ON WITH THE SPOOF!
Firestar: Thunderclan is now on a sugar free diet. Starting today.
Cloudtail: NO COOKIEZ?!?!?! *Dies*
Hollyleaf: SUGAR FREE IS AGAINST THE WARIRIR CODE! *Kills herself*
Greystripe: THE WAFFLEZ!!!! *Dies*
Firestar:Wait-
Lionblaze: SINCE EVERYONE ELSE IS DYING, I'LL KILL MYSELF, TOO! :D *Dies*
Squirrelflight: *Touches the stick* *Dies from a splinter* THE PAIN!!
Jayfeather: STICKY! NOOOO! *Dies*
Fernstripe: *Dies from the capslock*
Sandstorm: THE GRAMMER! THE SPELLING! THE HORROR! *Die*
Thunderclan: *Dies*
Firestar: It. Was. A. Joke.
Cloudtail's spirit: You should have told us that in the beginning.
Firestar: /)*_*(\
Sol: Now look at all the bodies I have to clean up!
Firestar: You have to do WHAT now?
Sol: Do you want to look at my permit? *Hands slip of paper*
Firestar: Sol, this is an expired movie ticket with the word "Legit" written in fruit punch .-.
Sol: MY LIFE IS A LIE? *Dies*
Firestar: I DID NOT SAY THAT! SOMEONE FIX THIS PLEASE?
Leafpool: Ok I gots this OMSC DEAD THINGS *Dies*
Ivypool: A herp a derp a derp :3
Dovewing: *Trips over ivypool and they both fall off cliff*
Firestar: THAT WAS NOT MY FUALT.
Millie: *Dies because is millie* *Earth rejects her and throws bus*
Remaining thunderclan cats: .... YYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHH
Purdy: *Laughs awkwardly* I never liked any of you...
Poppyfrost: ?
Purdy: YOLO *Derps his way out of the atmosphere* *Gets hit by rocket and dies*
Firestar: OH COME ON!
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Cat Randomness: TOO!
Random*Not related to Swiftdapple's works!* SEQUEL TO WARRIOR CAT RANDOMNESS: THE CRACK! The clans are back, bigger and better than ever in WARRIOR CAT RANDOMNESS: TOO! Cloudtail is even cookie-er. Leafpool is even spoon-ier Lionpaw is even more idiotic...
