Leaafpool: And the trophy goes to... Jayfeather! For best medicine cat ever!
Jayfeather; *Starts singing we are the champions* (Music on side)
I've paid my dues...
Time after time...
I've done my sentence...
But commited no crime...
And bad mistakes!
I've made a few!
I've had my SHARE of SAND kicked in my FACE,
But i've come through......!
Starclan Chior: And I need to go on and on and on and on
Jayfeather: *Singing passionately*
WEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONSS,
MY FRIENDS!
WE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING,
'TILL THE END....
GONE ARE THE LOSERS, WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS-
Leafpool: Jayfeather, You have no friends.
Jayfeather: ....
Yellowfang: Owned.
Jayfeather: You don't have any either.
Yellowfang: I KNOW AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
Jayfeather: Bad breath... *Ded*
Yellowfang: Still don't understand it.
*Herd of sheep start running around*
Leafpool: SWAG.

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