Leopardstar: ...
Thunderclan: ....
All cats: ...
Firestar: ...are you going to tell us who it is-
Wind: SHH I'M PAUSING FOR EFFECT.
Onestar: ...
Derpystar: ...
Windclan: ...
Wind: Ok done now. They have allied themselves with the dark forest, bloodclan and the most evil thing ever to exist...
River: SLOW INTERNET!
All cats: NUUUUUU WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!
Thunder: Don't worry. There is a way to win this war yet!
River: There is only one substance in this entire universe that offers power unlike any other!
Longtail: CAFFEINE!!!
River: I was gonna say catnip.
Longtail: BUT I JUST GOT IT ON EBAY! *Breaks starbucks*
Leopardstar: That shouldn't be a problem. I let Randomclan watch their catnip while they did the challenge.
Wind: YOU WHAT??!?!?!
Leopardstar: *Cowers* It was a good idea at the time...
Derpystar: Don't worry! I shall choose three of my best warriors to steal it back!
Firestar: We were dead at "Don't worry".
Derpystar: Derpysparkle, derpyness... and bagel, you can lead the mission. You guys go.
Bagel: YES.
*****Outside Randomclan camp*****
Bagel: OK I AM THE LEADER, SO EVERYONE HAS TO BE HAPPY!
Derpyness: I hate your life.
Bagel: HAPPIER!!! *lightning flashes*
Derpyness: I haet your life! :D
Bagel: Good. Now we need to launch a carefully sequenced attack-
Derpysparkle: *Walks into Randomclan camp* Oh, hey, Crazystar! Can you turn around and count to 30?
Crazystar: Oh I love counting! 1 mouse, 2 mice, 3 mice... hippopotumus, waffle machine, soda pop...
Derpysparkle: *Takes all catnip and puts it in a wagon* Hey crazystar, can randomclan join our big battle thingy?
Crazystar: 30! Oh yeah, sure! Will be there :)
Bagel: O_O
Derpyness: He was always the smart one...
That's part 3 done! This will continue later on. Hopefully I'll have a few more parts throughout the book, but these were just a taste of the action to come!
Next part will be published on chapter 66, then 77, then 88, and finally 99. So look forward to that!
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Random*Not related to Swiftdapple's works!* SEQUEL TO WARRIOR CAT RANDOMNESS: THE CRACK! The clans are back, bigger and better than ever in WARRIOR CAT RANDOMNESS: TOO! Cloudtail is even cookie-er. Leafpool is even spoon-ier Lionpaw is even more idiotic...
