Crazystar: MEHRY CHRISMUS
Hobofoot: Good job.
Crazystar: SERIOUSLY?! :D
Frostfire: GETOUTOFOURCAMP. SOMEBODY GET THE CATAPULT.
Blackflare: We have a catapult?
Silverflame: No.
Frostfire: Shun the non-believer.
Whispershade: *Pulls catapult into camp* BAM CATAPULT. DONE. NOW PAY ME.
Littlepaw: But has no moneys...
Flarestream: Happy fluff-olidays!
Silverflame: Oh good, you're here! Now leave and go hunt us some dinner.
Flarestream: Legit. TROOPS MOVE OUT!
Moonshine: We can't! There's a spider attacking a bird who apparently doesn't care!
Rubypaw: NO NORMAN STOP WHAT DID IT EVER DO TO YOU?
Featherheart: *Rides a mejstic unicorn over a rainbow and lands in hopeclan camp* I bestow upon you the magical power of skittles! *Gives them all skittles*
Hopeclan: *Stuff their face with skittles and run around camp*
Featherheart: I must return to my people! *Summons fluffly bunnies and rides away again*
Silverflight: I TASTES THE FLUFFY
Wolfspirit: Hey guys I hunted us a food truck! *Drives taco truck into camp*
Fernstripe: You expect us all to eat tacos?!
Shiningwind: Of course not! *Starts chewing on truck*
Blackleaf: All for nom, and nom for all!
*Hopeclan cats magically float to the taco truck and start eating it*
Fernstripe: Seriously?
Skywolf: *Takes out DJ equipment**starts rapping* Wolf in the sky, being so fly, cat in the air, come up if you dare, you're down to earth, I'm chillin up there; Floating awwwwwaaaaaaaaayyyyy! *Floats into the sky*
Shadepaw: What happened to Fluff-olidays *-*
Sparkpaw: TUMBLEWEEDS ARE EVIL O.O
Mysteryheart: Of course! How have we not seen this before? *Looks creepily at a tumbleweed that rolls into camp*
Sparkpaw: It's onto us D-D
Stormcloud: SAVE THE CHILDREN!
Silverfish: NO THE SKITTLES *Randomly throws candy at a bush*
Frostpelt: STAHP HURTING THA INNOCENT BUSH!
Flowerleaf: THEY HAVE FORMED AN ALLEGIANCE!
Creamfern: The heck...
Silverpelt: WE SHALL TRAP IT USING IT'S GREATEST WEAKNESS! NUCLEAR WEAPONRY!
Raintail: Did not see that one coming...
Blazepelt: THROW THE SCENTED CANDLES! *Throws fabulous candles at tumbleweeds*
*Tumbleweed catches fire and desintigrates*
Starflame: Phew! /)(._.)
Silverpelt: How do we know it's not dead?
Sparrowpaw: WAIT NO-
Silverpelt: *Calls in air strike*
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*In space*
Lazerpelt: *Drifts around and shoots random stuff with lazer beams*
Frostfire: Can't believe you just blew up everything.
Silverpelt: :]
Afropaw: *Floats past* So many pretty colors...
Winterfur: YOU BROKE HIM
Eagleflight: Wait how are we breathing?
Hopeclan: .....
Firestorm: HAHAHA INCEPTION! *Dies*
Moonshine: ....Happy Fluff-olidays?
A/N Next chapter will be another great battle! Epic legitness will happen!
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Random*Not related to Swiftdapple's works!* SEQUEL TO WARRIOR CAT RANDOMNESS: THE CRACK! The clans are back, bigger and better than ever in WARRIOR CAT RANDOMNESS: TOO! Cloudtail is even cookie-er. Leafpool is even spoon-ier Lionpaw is even more idiotic...
