*The portal closes in a bright flash of light and 8 cats are silhouettedagainst the darkness*
Tigerstar: YES! YES, I'VE DONE IT! ALL THOSE YEARS FO PLANNING!
Darkstripe: Heeelllloooooo fellow cats! I am darkstripe, and this is tigerstar, we have summoned you!
Tigerstar: You shall obey my every command. 0v0
Darkstripe: Show yourselves, foreigners.
*The 8 cats pad forward, regal and proud* *A handsome black tom steps out from within their ranks andmakes him way toward them*
Black cat: I am the leader of those who you seek. My name is- *Stops and coughs* my name... is- *Bends over and squeezes eyes shut*
Darkstripe: Are you OK? Are you hurt?
Black cat: *Looks up and then breaks into laughter* My name is Derpystar. Donuts are good for your soul.
Tigerstar: O.O
Derpystar: Meet my clan!
Derpyness: I shave bacon for a living.
Derpysparkle: RAINBOWGOATS
Derpyface: IM SO BEAUTIFUL
Derpyswag: I want a swag.
Derpyderp: With a side of fries.
Derpytail: Ha YoU wIlL nEvEr FiNd WhErE I pUt ThE rEmOtE.
Bagel: I am bagel.
Derpystar: That's bagel. He's a bit derpy ._.
Derpyderp: And we are eternally grateful to be freed!
Derpyswag: So grateful we start to quote Toy Story!
Derpysparkle: We will serve you for ever!
dERPYNESS: And ever...
Derpyface: And ever...
All: For ever... ever... ever... ever...
Tigerstar: *Looks behind him*
Derpystar: *Stops being an echo* EEEEVVVVEEEEERRRRR.
Darkstripe: We're dead.
Frostfire: That was touching :')
Moonshine: That was HORRIFYING
Fernstripe: Agreed. Let's never watch TV again.
Frostfire: *Picks TV up and breaks it* I WILL VISIT YOUR GRAVE EVERY OTHER WEDNESDAY.
Raintail: *Screams and runs away*
Feathertail: 030
Frostfire: Yeah. That's never gonna happen again.
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