O'Malley laughed maniacally from where he stood on Sidewinder.
O'Malley: My metallic friend, your modifications are complete! My plan is coming fruition. Fruti- fruit- frutition?
Lopez: Fruition.
O'Malley: Oh shut up.
Lopez: (Spanish) Yes master, your plan is foolproof.
O'Malley: Now to bring together my enemiessss!
*Elsewhere*
A man stood at a monitor. Said monitor began to beep.
Vic: Oh, dude, you gotta be kidding me.
He clicked a button that turned on a recording.
Recording: Hey dude, it's Vic. No solo mio, not in the casa right now. So, leave a message and I'll call you back. Just leave your 'what's up' at the 'yo' . . . yo.
O'Malley: Vic! Pick up! It's me! *laughs*
Vic: Oh, hey! Doctor Baron von Evil Satan! What's up dude?
O'Malley said something inaudible.
Vic: Dude, you don't come up on caller ID. I'm not just gonna answer-
O'Malley: Caller ID? I'm in hiding, you buffoon! I'm trying to take over the universe! Nyeh heh he he heh. . . HEH.
Doc: We're also on the do not call list.
O'Malley: Oh shut up.
Vic: So, how's that plot going dude?
O'Malley: Magnificent! *evil laugh* I've called my bounty hunter in to take care of the little red/blue problem posthaste! *evil laughs*
Vic: Oh cool! Nice turning that around so quick, dude! I know you're swamped.
O'Malley: Then the universe will be mine and I'll crush every living soul into DUST! Ha ha ha! Except for you of course Vic, I'll make you assistant crusher.
Vik: OK, Dude. Looking forward to that.
*At the Nexus*
Simmons: . . . And that brought you back here. So, theoretically, one of these teleporters should take us back to Blood Gulch or anywhere else that we want to go. You understand?
Caboose: Yes. No. What does 'thermaretically' mean?
Simmons: I probably could've saved a lot of time by telling you these things work by magic.
Caboose: I thought you told the story well. I liked all the parts with me in them.
Sarge: Any idea which ones go where?
Simmons: Yeah um, not really. I found you two guys by accident, and I don't want to start using teleporters at random.
Caboose: We should take the green one.
Simmons: OK. Be quiet now.
Sarge: We've gotta find a way to contact them!
Vic suddenly came on coms!
Vic: Hello, sergeant dude. Are you there?
Sarge: Vic?
Vic: Got some big news for you dudes.
*At Blood Gulch*
Tex: Bad news Tucker. I just picked up a feed. You've been tagged.
Ruby: Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season Three
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! The Reds and Blues were in hot pursuit with O'Malley! However, they didn't expect to end up with a talking bomb. They definitely didn't expect to find two laser words. And they most definitely didn't expect to be sent...
