The Robot Army was still moving at an extremely slow rate and were now passing the windmill.
Robot Minions: Charge!
The evil villian stood on the roof of a small building.
O'Malley: Oh, for God's sake. Will you hurry up? Lopez, I'm disappointed in your work. These minions are much too slow.
?: I think they're just fine.
O'Malley: Shut up hostage!
Ruby was tied up to a wall and surrounded by fusion coils.
Ruby: No seriously, the easier they are to kill the better.
Lopez: (Spanish) I think they are moving along nicely.
Ruby: See, Lopez gets it.
O'Malley: You fool! You don't even have legs and you still got up here fast than them!
Ruby: How exactly did he even move? He's just a head.
O'Malley: I said shut up hostage.
Ruby: The names Ruby.
O'Malley: *sighs* Maybe a hostage wasn't a good idea.
Doc: I'm really sorry about this Ruby.
O'Malley: Really sorry we can't find more explosives!
Ruby: I'll give you that. These things surrounding me are torture. . . .
*With the Reds*
Sarge: I think they're distracted. Let's use this chance to slip away.
Simmons: Great idea sir! I have a lock on that distress signal, we could head right for it.
Sarge: Good thinking Simmons. Everybody in the jeep.
Donut: But what about Ruby?
Sarge: She's been brainwashed and taken hostage by the Blues and not by anyone else! She's a lost cause.
Donut: But she wouldn't just leave us.
Grif and Simmons looked at each other.
Grif: I gotta say it, Donut has a point.
Simmons: For once I agree with Grif.
Sarge: Alright fine, let's find the Blues and get Ruby back!
*With the Blues*
Tex and Tucker were on the second floor of the fortress. The freelancer peaked out the window while explosions went off.
Tex: Aw crap, he took Ruby hostage.
Tucker: That's kinda my fault, isn't it?
Tex: Yes, yes it is. Anyways, I think I can take him. I just need a better weapon.
Tucker: Want me to help you find one?
Tex: Hmm, why don't you just give me your sword?
Tucker: No way, I can see right through your little ploy. You just want me to give you the sword!
Tex: Thats what I just said!
Tucker: Yeah, but it's the way you said it.
Tex: You know, it's a good thing that sword doesn't run on brain power. Oh my god, Tucker, look! Hot chicks.
Tucker: Nice try, you just want me to turn around so you can knock me out and take the sword.
Tex: Now the hot girls are makin' out!
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season Three
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! The Reds and Blues were in hot pursuit with O'Malley! However, they didn't expect to end up with a talking bomb. They definitely didn't expect to find two laser words. And they most definitely didn't expect to be sent...
