"I don't have time for a dog!"
"Woof!"
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In which, Jason Knights is one of the 43 children born on October 1, 1989.
While running away from animal control, he runs into Number Five -literally- and accidentally time travels with him Into a time...
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"Done!" Jason said as he puts a Hello Kitty bandaid on Five's arm, where he had cut himself to take out the tracker.
He had a Barbie bandaid, he got them from a nearby store, he told Five they only had these but that was a total lie. He especially got them cause Five needs some color in his life.
Five sighed and looked around at the street they were in, if he wasn't wrong they were just a few streets away from Vanya's apartment, they could be there in one woosh. If only Jason would cease his need for bandaids.
"Come on, we're going to Vanya's," Five said and grabbed Jason's arm when he saw the boy has turned into a dog and has left a pile of the clothes that he was previously wearing on the floor. Five sighed again, which he found out he was doing a lot, and picked up the clothes, "If this continues I'll force you to carry a bag around."
The dog barked and wagged his tail playfully.
And then they were at Vanya's, who got over her shock quickly, and offered some coffee --then some alcohol-- to Five and some leftover to Jason and patiently sat as Five told her their story.
How they met, how they found themselves at the end of the world, and how they survived.
"Jason was with me for nearly most of the time," Five said after he ended the story, "He left me for a while, and he did the right thing, I was a total ass and I said some stuff that I shouldn't have, but in the end, we found each other again," he smiled at the giant dog who was now laying on his lap, head resting on the armchair and softly wagging his tail -- the only indication that he's awake.
Vanya briefly wondered how the dog had survived all these years, a very lucky dog could live up to 20 years, but from what Five had told her, this dog was way older than that and that didn't make any sense. none at all.
"Did you have anyone else with you ?" Vanya asked, worried about how her brother had lived in isolation with only a dog for company.
Five smiled, "Jason and Dolores, Jason had Marty and Pickles and some other weird friends, but it was mostly us three. Me and Jason, later on, started our... relationship, altho we hated each other at first."
Vanya stared at them with wide eyes, She didn't know Five was into Beastiality...
Jason rolled his eyes and stretched himself before transforming into his human form. Naked like always.
Vanya screamed in surprise while Five sighed and shoved the clothes from earlier onto his lap, shielding Vanya from seeing any of the... bits.
"What?!" Vanya leaped up from her seat and pointed a finger at Jason like Five needed to be pointed at the suddenly summoned naked boy on his lap.
"Hi!" Jason waved as he made himself comfortable.
"There's a naked boy on your lap!" Vanya went into shock and whispered to herself and Five like if she was to speak any louder than that, the world would end.
Five looked down at Jason and comically widened his eyes, "Oh wow! Jason! didn't see you there buddy," and gave him the creepy Five smiled TM which made Jason uncomfortable.
Five then rolled his and looked at Vanya, "Vanya, this is Jason, my partner." he then looked at Jason, "You already know Vanya."
Jason lightly slapped Five on the arm, "I can introduce myself." he then grinned at Vanya, "Like this idiot said, I'm Jason. I'm in my late fifties, can turn into a dog and I love chocolate!"
Vanya stared at him for a little before gathering herself, "Hi, Jason..."
Five only sighed.
Today couldn't end sooner.
Five and Jason spent the rest of the night, explaining stuff to Vanya, who was a little confused, and when Five was ready to storm out, she offered them both a place to sleep.
Now if you know anything about Jason or Five (or if you poor soul know both of them) you know they obviously didn't stay. They had a fake eye to track and an apocalypse to stop.
no rest for the duo.
So the next morning, they found themselves at Meritech Prosthetics.
Where they'd find out that the eye was from, so if they were to track down the owner of this eye, they'd find the person responsible for the apocalypse! easy peasy, lemons squeezy, right?
Wrong! cause nothing is easy in life.
life lesson right there, boom.
When they got to Meritech, they asked this idiot to let them see who the eye belonged to, but were denied because "Patient records are strictly confidential."
Bullshit.
There's no such thing as strictly confidential.
And then the guy had the nerve to try and explain what that meant and then tried to take the eye from Five, wrong move dude.
"Now listen here, young man-"
"No, you listen to me asshole-"
and that's how they were nearly thrown out, Jason dragged Five out before they could get banned. they could still go back to look for information but if they get banned that's gonna be hard. you know, with every single wall being glass.
So they left and decided to come up with a plan.
which was to go to Klaus.
Five was explaining the plan to Klaus while Jason laid down as a dog and watched them with amusement when he heard someone coming up the stairs.
He quietly growled once to notify Five of the person who has dared enter their lair of secrets and Five shoved Klaus in the closet.
Jason didn't know Five was so against LGBT that he would shove a person back into the closet, but I guess we learn something new every day.
Vanya came and left, I won't bore you with the boring details, the juicy detail is that Five's dad, Klaus, met his mom in a club. She was a total slut but hey, At least the sex was good!
Jason followed Five and Klaus to Meritech
Klaus was a great actor, he played the part of a father and an unstable person. Brave to that dude. Mad skills.
He even went as far as to smash the globe on Lance's table. On his head! It was crazy! Glitters and waters and pieces of glass everywhere.
Also, Five got slapped which was great. 10/10 strike.
On the downside, the whole mission was all for nothing. They found out the eye hasn't been made yet which means no one out there is eyeless and ready to bring on the apocalypse.
At least they know the eye color?
—𖧷— Bonjour! How are you guys?
It's kinda a short chapter, it has the usual amount of words but it looks less and I agree but I've drained myself this week. Hopefully, we'll have a long chapter next week, who knows?!
