1) I'd eat his leggies
2) think about your life, computer
3) Tobey we are stealing your family
4) Ella showed me a video of cows falling out of a car and I laughed my ass off
5) some car had the audacity to drive past my house
5.5) sue them
6) I've been rickrolled so many times I've memorized the lyrics
7) America land of the free, home of the broken bones
8) why would you take ketamine when you could just do your homework
9) anyways I'm going to name every drug I know of
9.5) that sounds like an animaniacs song
10) our brains are eggs
10.5) fuck you my brain is a frying Pan
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Things said in my class
HumorOut of context quotes and just odd things people have said CW There are some sexual and mature jokes in here. It is not graphic or offensive, but does reference/mention sex as well as mild dark humor.
