1) it's ok. We've all sacrificed our youngest sibling to the ancient gods in a moment of desperatiom
2) if you cheat on the test, I'm gonna personally drag you to hell
3) pretend your hand isnt broken and do your work
4) y'all are embarrassing me in front of John cena
5) Ok, we don't talk about my Alien colleagues. That's personal.
6) because not only are you calling them a clown but you're implying that they're not a very well known clown
7) i wonder if you can sell fish babies on Etsy
8) (in reaction to someone breakdancing in the hall) God clearly has favorites
9) my pumpkin flew away
10) alright there will be no suicide in math class
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Things said in my class
HumorOut of context quotes and just odd things people have said CW There are some sexual and mature jokes in here. It is not graphic or offensive, but does reference/mention sex as well as mild dark humor.
