1) hey, GAP is selling kids and babies
2) i legally have to take meth so I can do math, even though meth is way better than math
3) McDonald's sprite hits different
4) that relatable moment when you get the plague
5) why does everyone have dementia
6) I'm god now
7) he ate his dad. I think that says enough about his character
8) story: the instructor left the call because of technical difficulties so i unmuted and said "it appears that god is no longer with us so I'll be taking over now"
9) who needs friends when you have 3 cliffs in animal crossing
10) I'm surprised we haven't had a video game about oboes taking over the world
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Things said in my class
HumorOut of context quotes and just odd things people have said CW There are some sexual and mature jokes in here. It is not graphic or offensive, but does reference/mention sex as well as mild dark humor.
