1) im assuming cannibalism is nutritious but its not a good idea2) kalyn put that country music away
3) i can't save dick by giving it CPR anymore now i need CPR
4) he's not even Jonny boy anymore he's just Luigi
5) i fight the toughest battles yet i did not get a chicken sandwich
6) i have framed portraits of all the important women in my life. Including mike wazowski
7) no im not selling the cyst on my ass
8) i mean look at him. He is the spanish club
9) maybe the chicken is their brother
10) hey no choking to death in my class
10.5) well there goes my plans and for today
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Things said in my class
HumorOut of context quotes and just odd things people have said CW There are some sexual and mature jokes in here. It is not graphic or offensive, but does reference/mention sex as well as mild dark humor.