1) Hey, I eat stuff I'm not supposed to all the time and I turned out just fine
1.5) NO YOU DIDN'T
2) I chased my dream and my dream punched me in the face
3) didn't think musical chairs had this much physical violence
4) does a panic attack count towards my PE credit?
5) rest in peace bro we're playing peggle in your memory
6) I thought I was going to a birthday party but it turns out it was just a funeral. The spiderman cake was pretty good though
7) actually, talking Ben stole my IP address
8) Last time I saw you, your wife fell off a boat
9) I can't believe I have to get out of bed after all Ive done for this country
10) do I get an F if I die
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Things said in my class
HumorOut of context quotes and just odd things people have said CW There are some sexual and mature jokes in here. It is not graphic or offensive, but does reference/mention sex as well as mild dark humor.
