T/W: chapter includes trigger
The screen turns to a picture of Twincest with the word twincest over it. Everyone but Max stares at the screen in shock and in confusion..
Ron: IS THAT MY BROTHERS, MY TWIN BROTHERS, KISSING EACH OTHER?!
max: Yep it is.
Harry: Question. WHY WOULD ANYONE SHIP THEM TOGETHER?!
Hermione: THEY ARE TWINS.
max: because we do and they are amazing but I normally 1 more person in the ship so it's less insecty.
Sirius: if there was 1 more person in the relationship who wasn't related to them, i could ship it.
Tonks: I ship them. they seem really cute together.
Remus mumbled
Remus: of course you do
Tonks: what was that?
Remus: nothing Tonks.
Tonks: whatever then.
Severus: Isn't they already sharing a partner?
Draco: yeah they are. with a Gryffindor
Remus: Who is this partner and how do you know this?
Draco: me and uncle sev saw them making out
Severus: but a glamour went up as soon as we walked in so the partner looked like someone else
Max, Sirius, harry and tonks burst out laughing
Hermione: What are you three laughing about?
Sirius: We know who the partner is.
Ron: Will you tell us who?
Harry: nope
Remus: and why not?
Tonks: because you won't tell me what you mumbled.
Remus: I mumbled "of you would"
draco: Will you tell us who the partner is now?
Max: nope not yet
Everyone but Max, Tonks, Sirius and harry groan. Tonks turns to remus and glares at him.
Tonks: What do you mean of course I'd ship twincest?
Remus: well you wanted us to be together
Tonks: and what's wrong with that?
Remus: I'm 13 years older than you and I'm a gay monster.
Sirius/tonks/harry: YOU ARE NOT A MONSTER MOONY.
remus: whatever you say.
Severus: Can we get on with rating this ship before a fight breaks out?
Max: yes we can. Golden trio you start us off.
Harry: 9/10 for known reason
Hermione: 1/10
ron: 0/10 WHO WOULD SHIP THIS!!
Draco: Ummm 7/10
Severus: Same as my God son
Remus: 5/10
Tonks: 10/10
Sirius: 9/10 because together they do fit but it leaves their partner out
max: I pick the same as Sirius
Remus turns to the readers
Remus: on that note. We are stoping this here Remember send in requests of ships from any era

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HP react to HP ships(Complete)
FanfictionHarry Potter characters find them self in a wired room, with a wired enby person called max, reacting to Harry Potter ships