T/W: chapter includes trigger

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T/W: chapter includes trigger

The screen turns to a picture of Twincest with the word twincest over it.  Everyone but Max stares at the screen in shock and in confusion..

Ron: IS THAT MY BROTHERS, MY TWIN BROTHERS, KISSING EACH OTHER?!

max: Yep it is.

Harry: Question. WHY WOULD ANYONE SHIP THEM TOGETHER?!

Hermione: THEY ARE TWINS. 

max: because we do and they are amazing but I normally 1 more person in the ship so it's less insecty.

Sirius: if there was 1 more person in the relationship who wasn't related to them, i could ship it.

Tonks: I ship them. they seem really cute together.

Remus mumbled

Remus: of course you do

Tonks: what was that?

Remus: nothing Tonks. 

Tonks: whatever then.

Severus: Isn't they already sharing a partner?

Draco: yeah they are. with a Gryffindor

Remus: Who is this partner and how do you know this?

Draco: me and uncle sev saw them making out

Severus: but a glamour went up as soon as we walked in so the partner looked like someone else

Max, Sirius, harry and tonks burst out laughing

Hermione: What are you three laughing about?

Sirius:  We know who the partner is.

Ron: Will you tell us who?

Harry: nope

Remus: and why not?

Tonks: because you won't tell me what you mumbled.

Remus: I mumbled "of you would"

draco: Will you tell us who the partner is now?

Max: nope not yet

Everyone but Max, Tonks, Sirius and harry groan. Tonks turns to remus and glares at him.

Tonks: What do you mean of course I'd ship twincest?

Remus: well you wanted us to be together

Tonks: and what's wrong with that?

Remus: I'm 13 years older than you and I'm a gay monster. 

Sirius/tonks/harry: YOU ARE NOT A MONSTER MOONY.

remus: whatever you say. 

Severus: Can we get on with rating this ship before  a fight breaks out?

Max: yes we can. Golden trio you start us off.

Harry: 9/10 for known reason

Hermione: 1/10

ron: 0/10 WHO WOULD SHIP THIS!!

Draco: Ummm 7/10

Severus: Same as my God son

Remus: 5/10

Tonks: 10/10

Sirius: 9/10 because together they do fit but it leaves their partner out

max:  I pick the same as Sirius

Remus turns to the readers 

Remus: on that note. We are stoping this here  Remember send in requests of ships from any era

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