Jeverus

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The screen turns to a picture of Jeverus with the word Jeverus over it.  Sirius and severus look really angry. Remus, harry, Draco, Hermione and ron stare in shock. Tonks and Max burst out laughing at the picture like it was the most hilarious thing in the world. Sirius seemed to turn red faced the anger he seems to get. Suddenly severus and Sirius shout at the same time.

Sirius: HOW DARE ANYONE SHIP MY BEST FRIEND WITH SNIVULUS!!!

Severus: HOW DARE ANYONE SHIP ME WITH POTTER, MY BULLY!

Harry flinched at the shouting but goes over to calm his godfather down. Draco does the same by going over to his godfather (Severus) to calm him down Draco failed though because severus turned around and shouted at Max and Tonks

severus: WHAT ARE YOU TWO LAUGHING AT?!

Tonks: i-its so funny just imagining you two together

Max: Its hilarious 

Remus: tonks,Max calm down

They sigh but slowly calm down

max/Tonks: Fine, Remus.

Hermione: This ship of horrible. How can you both laugh about it.

Draco:  James Fleamont Potter bullied Sev. They would have never worked out.

Harry: But Draco, We bullied each other and we still work well together..

Draco: B-but. that's different harry

Harry: how is it different?

Draco: i-i ummm y-you errrr.

Ron: HA! you aren't good for harry then because your the same as this ship and you don't think they work well!.

draco: N-no that's not what I meant. just let me expl--

Hermione: I think you have said enough, Malfoy. Ron is right.

Remus: Why don't we calm down, eat some chocolate, rate this ship and talk about our own relationships later?

Max: What a good idea Remus but we can't have chocolate.

Remus: my allergy isn't as bad as yours so I can.

Hermione: let's just rate the ship and talk about all that later

Severus: Fine. 0/10. I would never get with potter.

harry: ummm 6/10. it reminds me of me and dray.

Draco: 3/10

Tonks: 7/10 I just want to see it happen because it hilarious

Max: 6/10 because same reason of Tonks.

Sirius: 0/10. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS THINKING!

Remus: maybe 4/10..

Hermione: same as harry because of the same reason..

Ron: Same as Sirius  for the sake reason as him and harry.

Ron and Hermione turn to draco and glare at him.

Hermione: lets get back to talking about yours and Harry's relationship.

max turns to the reader

Max: let's stop there before any fights break out.  Remember you can suggest any ships from any era (no matter how wired.

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