T/W: ship can be triggering

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this ship was requested by UniKitty321

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The screen turns to a picture of Snron with the word Snron over it.  Ron faints as soon as he sees the ship. Harry and tonks bursts out laughing at the ship thinking that it was a joke that Max was playing in them. Hermione kneels next to Ron trying to get him to wake up, not even noticing the ship. Sirius and remus looked at the screen gobsmacked. Severus and draco look at the screen in disgust. Max showed no emotion what so ever.  No one, but Max, could believe their eyes. Hermione shot water at Ron and shoots up awake and mumbling.

Ron:I just had the craziest dream. I was shipped with Snape

Remus: it wasn't a dream Ron..

Ron: WHAT!

Ron faints again. Hermione stood up crossing her arms.

Hermione: he can wake up on his own this time. I'm not waking him again only for him to faint  on me.  

Hermione finally notices the ship

Hermione: ok what is wrong with these people? what is this ship?

Max: this is the ship of Severus Snape and Ron Weasley.

Remus: that is disgu----

Severus: TONKS, POTTER WHY ARE YOU STILL LAUGHING?

tonks: this is a funny joke

Harry: people must be joking if they say they ship this.

Max: Their not joking. People ship this harry, Tonks

Harry and Tonks stop laughing at that and makes disgusting faces

Remus: People actually ship this pedophilia ship?

Max: Yep 

Severus: I don't know why would anyone would ship me with the weasl.

Max: I don't know the person who requested this ship writes really good stories about This ship and I love the stories. 

Sirius: Wait what?

Max: what?! it's a really good story that I love reading over and over again..

Hermione: So do you ship this?

max:  oh no but I understand this ship and I love reading about it.

Remus: that's understanding. I don't like some of the things I read but I still read it because it's a good book..

Draco: WHY WOULD YOU READ SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE EVEN IF ITS A GOOD BOOK?

Hermione; Because it's hard to find really good books.

Remus: Hermione is right, draco.

Ron groans as he wakes up.

Sirius: Let's quickly rate this ship so Ron doesn't faint again

severus: 0/10

draco: 0/10

Ron: -100000000/10

Hermione: 4/10

harry: same as Hermione

Remus: 5/10

Tonks: umm 2/10

Sirius: 0/10

Max: umm 6/10

Everyone who had put 0/10 or lower shout: WHAT!!!

hermione turns to the reader

Hermione: let's stop there before any fights break out.  Remember you can suggest any ships from any era.no matter how wired.

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