The screen turns to a picture of Moonshifter with the word moonshifter over the picture. Remus leans onto Sirius, feeling faint all of a sudden. Sirius glares at Tonks who was cheering their head off in excitement. Hermione and Draco just raise an eyebrow at the scene in front of them. Harry and Ron smile at the photo while Max smirks slightly. Severus rolls his eyes at the scene in front of him.
Severus: WILL YOU SHUT UP MS TONKS!
Tonks: Sorry I can't I'm too excited. People actually ship me and Remus together!!! EEEEEEEE
Sirius: Why would anyone ship my moony with anyone but me?
Hermione: I think Max might. They are smirking very widely.
Remus: Max do you ship me and Tonks together?
Max: Kind of
harry: Why would you ship Tonks and remus? I thought you shipped remus and Sirius..
Tonks: Maybe Max ships us because me and remus are perfect and are destined to be together in the near or far future.
Max: I said I kind of shipped it fir a reason and that's bec--
Ron: Kind of? how can you kind of ship something?
Max: If you let me speak and stop interrupting me I could tell you all why I ship this and what I mean by kind of!
Everyone else: Sorry
Max: Thank you. May I explain now?
Draco: Yes you may.
Max: I kind of ship this because I only ship moonshifter as a queerplatonic relationship, not romantic. That would only happen if Sirius ever died.
Sirius: and I'm not gonna die because IM GONNA TO LIVE FOREVER!!!!
Hermione and max mumble something under their breath
Max/Hermione: I'm gonna learn how fly! high!
Tonks: You will die at some point and then remus will be mine.
Remus: Remus has his own opinion you know
everyone ignored him
Sirius: remus will Nev---
Severus: may we just get on with rating this horrible ship and get onto the next ship?
Max: We may
Tonks: But first i wanna know why you think this is a horrible ship Snape
Severus: Because theres a 13 year age gap. Now I rate this ship 0/10
Tonks: I RATE IT 1000/10
Harry: Can't believe I'm saying this but same as Snape.
Remus: 2/10
Ron: 1/10
Sirius: -100000/10
Hermione: 4/10
max: 5/10
Draco: Same as my dog father
severus: now onto the next ship.
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HP react to HP ships(Complete)
FanfictionHarry Potter characters find them self in a wired room, with a wired enby person called max, reacting to Harry Potter ships
