HP react to HP ships(Complete)

snupin

The screen turns to a picture of Snupin with the word Snupin over the picture.  Remus and severus look disgusted by the picture.  Sirius wraps his arms tightly around Remus, holding him close, as he glares angrily as Severus.  Draco looks wired out by the photo and also like he is about to burst out laughing. Ron and harry stare in shock at the photo. Tonks looks really angry and jealously at the photo and at Sirius. Hermione was smirking at the very happy Max. 

Hermione:  So this what you meant earlier when you said you "could ship Sirius and severus just not as much as Snupin and Snucius" ?

everyone turns to look at the two is shock, well everyone but Sirius who was still glaring at severus in anger

Max: Yes I ship this marvelous ship, not as much as Snucius though because that is ultimate severus ship.

Sirius: WHY WOULD YOU SHIP MY REMUS WITH SNIVILIUS?!

Remus: My star, I am fine. I only love you and I will never date anyone else again. because I'm going to be with you for the rest of our lives so you can let go of me now

Sirius: Promise?

Remus: Promise 

That make Sirius relax slightly, loosen his grip and turn to the others. Tonks looks upset at the promise remus made but everyone ignored it because they know why. max caughs slightly under their breath but no one seemed to notice.  

Draco: Now Black is calm, can we talk about our opinions of this wired ship?

harry: Y-yes... yes we can.. Why don't you start babe?

Draco: Ok I'll start. This ship is super wired and Sev is already taken so this wired ship should never exist.

Sirius: Wait, snivilius is taken? who is just poor soul who is dating him? Do they have a horrible noise to? do they wash their hair? maybe they could teach Snivilius how to wash his hair.

Draco: their hair and noise is amazing thank you very much. And so is Sev's.

Severus: Draco how do you know who I'm dating?

Draco: well remember to lock the door next time.

Ron: What do you me---.

Hermione: MOVING ON!  I believe this ship is wrong. Remus and Sirius fit together perfectly why ship them with anyone else?

Harry: I agree with Hermione. Remus and Sirius are perfect together. they make each other happy.  This Snupin ship would just cause Snape and remus to be miserable and the relationship would be really bad. 

Ron: I agree with Hermione and harry

remus: I think you all, already know mine and Sirius opinion on this ship so we won't voice them again. 
Sirius nods

Tonks: This ship shouldn't happen. Remus is to good for Si---Severus.

Max: I love this ship just not as much as Snucius.

severus: I would never date a werewolf, half breed.

Sirius goes to attack Severus but remus holds him back

Remus: Please can we skip ratings and go quickly onto the next ship before Sirius murders Snape.

Max: Yes we can cause I don't want no murders today.