HP react to HP ships(Complete)

Snack

The screen turns to a picture of Snack with the word Snack over it. Sirius pretends to dramatically faint into Remus's arms. Remus just rolls his eyes and holds Sirius in his arms. Several and draco stare at the screen in anger and disgust. once again Tonks was smirking because it meant Remus would be free.  Harry and ron looked at the screen in confusion but also disgust. Hermione at the screen thinking of reasons why someone would ship this. Max's face was unreadable until they open their mouth and said

max: I could ship this.

Hermione: you could?

max: yeah. not as much as Snucius and Snupin. and only when both Sirius and severus are adults but yeah I could ship this.

Ron: What's Snucius and Snupin?

Harry: and why could you ship this?

Max: you'll find out later Ron and I don't know I just could, you know.

Hermione: I'll never understand you.

Max: Yeah yeah whatever. Now let's hear everyone else thoughts on the ship of Sirius Orian Black and Severus Tobias Snape.

Sirius opens his eyes but dramatically sighs

Sirius: Its a disaster darling. a tragedy.  Me, the most beautiful and amazing person in the world, shipped with snivilius, the most vivle and ugliest person in the universe.

Draco: do you always have to be so ... dramatic?

Remus: yes he is the queen of dramatics. it's better to just leave him to it

Sirius: That's mean, moony

Remus: yes padfoot. I'm so mean.

Sirius pouts but says nothing

Severus: I think this ship is vile and disgusting just like the ship with me x potter sir.. Black and potter are my childhood bullies.  I'd never be with them.

Draco: Sev is completely right. This ship is disgusting and  will never happen ever.

Ron: I,for once,agree with Malfoy on this. The ship is disgusting but has an amazing name and its making me hungry.

Hermione: of course it does Ron, your always hungry

Ron: no need to be mean,'moine

Hermione: Anyway, I think I agree with Max on this one. it could be ship-able.

Harry: I think padfoot loves moony to much to be with anyone else so I don't like this ship. 

Remus: Tonks why are you still smirking?

harry: yeah why are you still smirking Tonks?

Tonks: oh you know. If Sirius is dating someone else. Remus is free to date me!

Remus: Sirius is mine and will he will not date anyone else.

Sirius: yep Moony is right.  and moony is mine. Now can we get the ratings down before i murder Tonks for trying to take Remus again?

Max: nope. Remus needs to get his thoughts of this ship down.

Hermione: also I have a question for Remus.

Remus: I hate this ship and it is disgusting and will never happen. Now what's the question?

Hermione: How come your wolf took control with the prongsfoot ship but not ship?

Remus: my wolf felt threatened by the prongsfoot ship but not by this ship

Hermione: ohhhhhhh

Sirius: can we rate the ship now?

max: yep

severus: 0/10

draco: 0/10

Sirius: -100000000/10

Hermione: 4/10

harry: 0/10

Remus: 0/10 of course

Tonks: umm 8/10

rpm: 0/10

Max: umm 4/10

Everyone but Tonks and max: WHAT!!!

hermione turns to the reader

Hermione: let's stop there before any fights break out.  Remember you can suggest any ships from any era.no matter how wired.