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MAIN MAN THEO 🤡
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main man theo 🤡
| BITCH I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU
| WHERE TF HAVE YOU BEEN XJNASHSNXH

you
| HEY PAPIII
| IVE BEEN IN FRANCE TEEHEE

main man theo 🤡
| LITERALLY ONLY YOU COULD MAKE ME PANIC AND END THE EXPLANATION WITH TEE FUCKING HEE
| YOU DIDNT CALL ANY OF US

you
| I KNOW AND IM SO SORRY
| ALSO TEEHEE IS MY NEW FAVOURITE WORD

main man theo 🤡
| I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD NO JOKE

you
| im alive, healthy, and happy
| lmfao nvm not happy
| and not healthy if you count mental health
| lol i def need to go see a therapist

main man theo 🤡
| go on spill
| but only if you want to

you
| well
| you know that draco and i broke up

main man theo 🤡
| yeah
| so you ran to france??
| okay miss girl
| movie shit or whatever

you
| PFFT YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW WRONG YOU ARE
| ronan bought me a ticket to france bc yk he lives there now
| and i saw my parents lol thats fun

main man theo 🤡
| oh shit
| that must've been uncomfy

you
| and the whole reason he even bought me a ticket is bc my birth parents are french
| so i sat down and talked to my adoptive parents, then they told me about my birth parents
| i was too scared to actually see them in person so i called, pretending to be my mom
| and the VERY NICE man on the phone said that he doesn't want anything to do with me
| so yeah...

main man theo 🤡
| let me just
| i just need to
| i'll be back in 3-5 business days

you
| so in conclusion, no, my parents don't want me

main man theo 🤡
| that's fine
| i could be your daddy
| im sorry that was such a bad time BUT I JUST HAD TO IM SORRY

you
| ohoho say less~
| XJANSGA IM KIDDING
| aren't you with that blonde girl
| what was her name

main man theo 🤡
| i literally haven't been with anyone since like
| SINCE THE YULE BALL
| DAMN ITS BEEN SO LONG
| FIVE YEARS

you
| YES
| THAT GIRL CAMILLE
| SHE WAS SO PRETTY
| but seriously since then you haven't dated ANYBODY?

main man theo 🤡
| nope
| i mean ive obviously kissed a bunch of girls
| and pansy and i were close for a while
| but i've never dated anyone really

you
| breaking news, hogwarts fuckboy has never been in a relationship longer than 1 month

main man theo 🤡
| i mean i've had my eye out for someone
| but she's always been unavailable until now
| so i guess it's time to shoot my shot

you
| damn thats greatt
| good luck with her
| she'll be super lucky

main man theo 🤡
| if she even likes me back lmfao

you
| bitch literally every single girl is in love with you
| she'd be an idiot to turn you down

main man theo 🤡
| thanks rory
| i gotta go, i promised the twins i'd be helping out at the joke shop

you
| okay bye

main man theo 🤡
| bye

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GRED
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you
| im on my way to the shop

gred
| cool
| nev is here already
| you okay?

you
| im just running a bit late geez
| no need to be such and umbridge about it

gred
| no i mean like
| with rory being back and all

you
| yeah
| why do you ask?

gred
| don't pretend i don't know

you
| alright
| im not fine
| she's obviously not over draco and never will be so i might as well just throw my heart out the window

gred
| come on
| draco was such an ass
| nobody in their right mind, not even rory, would give him a second chance
| well, third chance

you
| but she did before
| just one i love you and she melts in his hand

gred
| then show her

you
| huh?

gred
| show her that she deserves so much better than him
| and this time, deserving DOES have shit to do with feelings
| also, that was a stupid move you know?
| getting them back together

you
| you think i dont fucking know that already?
| ive been regretting it for 2 years

gred
| well don't make the same mistakes

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A/n

PFFT HII
DRAMA
AND JUICE
AND FEELINGS
AND SHIT LIKE THAT
behwjeywi OKAY IM GONNA LET YALL GO CRAZY IN THE COMMENTS BYE

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