LOVE POTIONS ─ d malfoy & t nott.

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RIDE OR DIE 🧟‍♀️
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you
| daph
| you home yet?

ride or die 🧟‍♀️
| no maam she's staying at my place
| that's right i stole her she's mine now
| - fred

you
| fuck
| can you ask her if we have ice cream at our house
| im in bed and too lazy to get up if i dont get ice cream for it

ride or die 🧟‍♀️
| lazy ass
| no but me too
| daph's in the shower but she said there's a new pint of mint chocolate chip and half a pint of chocolate caramel

you
| okay i have chocolate caramel w me

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| GIRL THATS SAD BITCH FLAVOUR ICE CREAM
| WHATS WRONG

you
| lol im so not fine

ride or die 🧟‍♀️
| hey babe
| its daph
| whats wrong, that IS sad bitch ice cream

you
| bitch gtfo you have it like 8 times a day

ride or die 🧟‍♀️
| aight hun no need for an exposè
| anyways fred's binging life in azkaban with angie and george, you wanna call?

you
| you'd really skip a LIA marathon to listen to me rant? 🥺

ride or die 🧟‍♀️
| i watched it in secret yesterday bc i was too impatient
| rodolphus lestrange looks like absolute shit now
| cant believe he used to be cute
| but uh...
| bestie secrets okay? fred cant know, he'd be shitted

you
| mkay that makes shit less special but yes please can i call you?

incoming call...
RIDE OR DIE 🧟‍♀️
accept decline

im so fucking confused
i genuinely don't know what to do

now might be a good time for a backstory

*sighs*
you know how theo's an idiot?

yes.
lived with that idiocy for 7 years

yeah well that has lead him to almost losing his job

um
rewind please?
i think you skipped a huge chunk

he jumped out of the boggart closet while dressed up as a clown, therefore he's being judged at the ministry tomorrow and they're deciding on whether or not to take his job from him

yeah no humongous chunk
and so why are you eating sad bitch ice cream?

well, mcgonagall came up to me at hogsmeade then asked me to replace theo and take his job
and now im gutted because i could never fucking do that to him

this is way too much tea for me to handle
anyways go on

all i can do is hope that the ministry members will come to a pleasing conclusion because if not, i'd be betraying theo which, once again, i could never do

that's um...
something...

*mouthful of ice cream*
i dont know what to do!

im uh
i might have an idea
but you're not gonna like it

ugh just tell me
i'd do anything right about now

fine
but dont flip out

*sarcastically*
when have i ever flipped out?

right...
so uh, draco's one of the ministry members
you could ask him for a favour
but uh
i wouldn't do that

fuck
no no no
absolutely not
nu uh
never ever
NO! FUCK!

i take it you're not gonna talk to him?

it's to save theo
man, i cant fucking believe that im even considering this right now

dont do it rory
damnit why did i even suggest that?

because you know i'll have to do it

you don't have to
just
i dont know drink a polyjuice potion and pose as the minister

...

rory?
rory i was joking
rory don't

yeah no that's fucking bizzare

exactly
now tell me you're not gonna do it

no promises

CALL ENDED
00.03.39

fuck.