LOVE POTIONS ─ d malfoy & t nott.

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RIDE OR DIE 🧟‍♀️
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you
| see, here's the problem
| im gonna fucking cry
| IM GONNA FUCKING CRY

ride or die 🧟‍♀️
| shit what's happening?
| you've been there ONE DAY
| shit couldn'tve gone worse than last year
| with astoria
| and
| yk all that shit

you
| NO BABE U R SO WRONG
| LIKE *SO* WRONG?!?!?!?!
| IM GONNA RUN AWAY

ride or die 🧟‍♀️
| stay where you are
| chill tf out
| what's happening?

you
| 1 screenshot attached
| DONT TELL ME TO CHILL TF OUT WHEN THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME

ride or die 🧟‍♀️
| OH HELL NAURRRRR
| NO MAAM
| NOPE
| NOOOOO
| NO!!!!?!?!?!?!!
| FUCK NO NO NO!

you
| THATS WHAT I SAID

ride or die 🧟‍♀️
| MINNIE ILY BUT NO MAAM
| NOPE NO NU UH
| MISS GIRL RIP

you
| i feel like fucking dying
| can i like stop being theo's assistant?
| please
| like this fucking sUUUUUUUcks

ride or die 🧟‍♀️
| MY PHONE'S DYING
| WAIT
| I DONT HAVE A CHARGER IN THE SHOP
| BYE BBG ILY STAY STRONG BUT IM GONE

you
| Kahsishsms FUCK

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FATHER NATURE 🪴
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father nature 🪴
| hey rory are u doing okay bud?

you
| not really, no
| why?

father nature 🪴
| its um
| its about draco

you
| fuck no
| oh shit
| okay lay it on me
| might aswell take all the bad news in at once am i right?
| im not right
| but yes
| what is it with draco

father nature 🪴
| hey rory baby im sorry i feel like this is my fault bc my pregnancy is so bad and im hurling 24/7 so i cant teach :( im so so sorry sweetie <3
[this is a forwarded message!]

you
| NO NO HANNAH YOU'RE COMPLETELY FINE PLEASE I DONT BLAME U AT ALL ITS NOT YOUR FAULT BABE
| HDBSHSBSHNSSNSUNSUSNSU FUCK
| NEVILLE WHY IS SHE SO NICE AND PURE AND ADORABLE I HATE HER 😩

father nature 🪴
| im still sorry tho </3
[this is a forwarded message!]
| and um
| there's something else too

you
| there she is
| okay give it to me straight

father nature 🪴
| well um
| yk how we do potion and curse tests for new teachers?
| yk how we took your blood when you first got here?

you
| yes
| but i said straight neville
| gimme it straight

father nature 🪴
| well it's quite a curly situation

you
| what's new lol

father nature 🪴
| we ran all the tests for draco's blood
| and
| holy fuck i wanted to keep this a secret but i can't lie to you im sorry bestie

you
| very curly bestie, get to the pain
| **point
| i meant point
| yeah no pain fits better
| "let's get to the pain"
| that's my new life motto

father nature 🪴
| AHH I FEEL SO BAD
| but um
| the tests all came back negative except one
| he's been dosed with love potions
| so naturally, we gave him the antidote
| and when people who are dosed with love potions take the antidote, they will always get a flashback to the last memory they had before the potion and the last thing they did or said
| and the first thing he said after the antidote was "i don't give a fuck that she's a muggleborn, astoria"
read at 17.28

father nature 🪴
| we ran more tests and it turns out astoria's been giving him one every month since your revelation birthday so it won't wear off
| because they wear off every 3 months
| but we found out that the last time he had one was a month before mine and hannah's wedding
| but it wasn't supposed to be worn off so soon
| it wore out i a month rather than three
| he's um
| he's fighting the potion really hard
| we even called slughorn and a doctor from st mungos
| they've never seen someone wear a love potion off this quick
read at 17.30

father nature 🪴
| listen rory
| or read i guess
| sorry
| um
| as much as i hated him, now knowing all of that was just him drunk on faked and forced love, i can't blame him for what he did under the potion
| the love potion is practically a less harsh and indirect imperius curse
| and as much as i love you and theo together, i have to give draco a fair chance too
| because you were taken away from eachother
read at 17.36

father nature 🪴
| we need to see you down here, rory

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A/n

well shit...
im shocked too...
no im not
this was my plan all along
MWAHAHA

k bye 🏃🏻‍♀️