the aftermath

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rory: shit shit shit fuck

roonil: what

brother🙄: what the fuck is going on

mione: What's wrong, Aurora?

rory: i made out with theodore nott last night and it's all your fucking fault harry

brother🙄: why me?
brother🙄: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK YOU SNOGGED A SLYTHERIN

roonil: better nott than malfoy

mione: How did this all happen?

rory: THIS IS YOUR FAULT HARRY
rory: YOU LEFT ME THERE

brother🙄: BUT I DIDNT TELL YOU TO SNOG THEODORE FUCKING NOTT DID I

roonil: wait did he shag you or sumn

mione: RONALD!
mione: That is very inappropriate

rory: NO WE WERE MAKING OUT THEN I STOPPED AND RAN

brother🙄: GOOD
brother🙄: NOT GOOD BUT LIKE
brother🙄: AT LEAST YOU GOT AWAY

roonil: omfg did anyone see you

rory: NO I DONT THINK SO
rory: FUCK DONT TELL DAD HE'LL KILL ME

brother🙄: WHY WOULD I TELL HIM

rory: BCS YOU HAVE A BIG FUCKING MOUTH

brother🙄: I DONT

rory: YES U DO
rory: AND YOU HAVE TWITTER FINGERS

brother🙄: I DO NOT

rory: YOU DO MF

brother🙄: im telling sirius

rory: SEE

brother🙄: no im doing this intentionally cause you're annoying

kids and dads 🤩

brother🙄: lol aurora snogged someone

pad: WHO

pad: OHMYSHSKSJS
pad: WHO
pad: WHAT
pad: WHEN

brother🙄: THEO NOTT LAST NIGHT

pad: OH FUCK NOOOOO
pad: RORY WHYYYYYY

moony<33: oh my god

moony<33: do not tell james
moony<33: do NOT tell james
moony<33: he hates that family
moony<33: rory, i love you so much honey
moony<33: but WHY

rory: IT WAS MIDNIGHT
rory: AND WE WERE SO CLOSE
rory: AND I THOUGHT HE WAS CUTE

pad: GIRL THIS AINT CINDERELLA

rory: I WAS ONLY IN THAT POSITION
BECAUSE OF HARRY

brother🙄: BITCH DONT BLAME YOUR LUST ON ME
brother🙄: the audacity

moony<33: but rory what did you do after?
r

ory: I ran

pad: GIRLLL YOU RAN
pad: WHO ARE YOU
pad: YOU RAN FROM A GUY???
pad: SET THINGS STRAIGHT WITH HIM
p

ad: as in break off any sort of relationship you've created

rory: no
rory: this happens a lot to him
rory: i think
rory: he's an attractive guy
rory: i'm just another girl to him
rory: like i'm sure he's had plenty of casual hookups before
rory: hes a pro at this

pad: are you serious

moony<33: LOOK AT YOURSELF AURORA POTTER
moony<33: hes not gonna forget about you so quickly

rory: he's been with prettier girls

pad: whatever you say
pad: but i'm calling it
pad: he'll crawl back to you

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