chapter 16
irl and social media
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redazaleas karl and austin left so now im just stuck with the dilfquackity the WHAT THE WHOM WHAT THE FUCK
karljacobs im glad i left before you posted this
redazaleas @karljacobs your loss 🙄🙄user7 no... shes got a point
redazaleas @user7 RIGHT? HES A DILF CASE CLOSEDuser1 he cant be a dilf unless he has kids or hes in his 40s bestie
redazaleas @user1 we have a kid, and its ok he dresses the partuser2 im sorry, hes just not a valid dilf
redazaleas @user2 well, hes MY dilf, hes valid to me 🤞🤞
quackity @redazaleas aww, then you can be my milf ❤️
redazaleas @quackity i cant be tied down, im sorry 😇
quackity @redazaleas FUCK YOU"no, but you really are like a dilf." she said, turning off her phone and looking at alex. "what?" he laughed, going to take off his beanie. azalea gasped, "every time you take off your beanie i remember you're not bald, its an experience every time." she said.
azalea brought her knee to her chest, tucking it under her chin. "why do you wear beanies again?" she asked, the boy shrugged, tossing the beanie onto the table near by. "i don't know, look how puffy my hair is." he laughed as he ran his hand through his messy hair.
"ay, its not puffy you dumbass bald bitch, you just don't know how to deal with your own hair." she reached forward and ruffled his hair, he smacked her hand away. "don't touch the money maker!" he laughed, azalea went to touch his hair again, "literally what the actual fuck, why is your hair so soft?" she asked.
alex sighed and grabbed her wrists, holding her hands in front of him, "okay, kinky." she said, a smile on her lips. "oh come on!" he tossed her hands to the side. "what? that was totally your fault, i'm not kink shaming here." she shrugged, "STOP!" he laughed loudly.
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