Being in a Relationship With RDJ Would Be Like:

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WARNING: you already know there's gonna be cussing so 🙄

You were reading, laying on your shared bed when you heard a knock on the door.

You look up to see Robert, in a onesie, scooting (literally on his ass) to you.

You put your book down and watched him continue to scoot to your side of the bed.

He looked up at you when he had finally got there.

"Hey shit head," he said.
"You asshole," you said while chuckling and rolling your eyes.

You picked up a pillow and whacked him upside the head with it.

"That's not fair-" He says as he grabs a pillow and blocks your attempts to hit him again.

"First off, didn't even tell me hey-"

*WHACK*

"Ow-"

*WHACK AGAIN*
"OKAY OKAY!"
You lay back down with Robert this time and he snuggles up to you.
You kiss him on his cheek while she smiled at you.

"Why so smiley?" You ask.
"Your just so amazing," He cooed.
"Aw, you are too. I love you."
"I love you, too."

Robert sneakily grabs a pillow that landed behind him when he was laying down.
You leaned in to kiss him but no.

*WHACK*
"ROBERT YOU SNEAKY SHIT-"
"I AM NOT!"

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