Thor: Hey, where's Mjolnir?
Quill: Flew out the window.
Thor: Flew-
Quill: Yeah, out the window. Left glass everywhere.
Quill: Thor, you're ruining my ship- THOR WHERE ARE YOU TAKING US, STOP THAT
Thor, barreling through space: BROOKLYN
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credit: marvel-lous-things
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