Marvel Shitposting

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Scott, completely misunderstanding Peter's power: hey if you want, we could get tiny and just hang out, I don't know if you've ever been in a lego castle but it's pretty sweet

Peter: you have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but-

Scott, upon realising Peter can't shrink: oh okay no biggie, we can just make the lego castle big!

Peter, almost in tears: do you like star wars? because I have a replica and my friend Ned and I got it to fly-

Scott: kid, you are my people