Marvel Shitposting

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Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, Spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It's on the house.

Peter: thankyou, but I can't.

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I'm pregnant

Bartender, surprised: oh congratulations, boy or girl?

Peter, now in full in panic mode: it's a uh- spider

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