Steve, angry at the Avengers: This is getting ridiculous! Either you don't listen to me during briefings or you're all stupid! Are you stupid?! What's two plus two? Parker!
Peter, very clearly not listening: Uhh
Tony, under his breath: Seven
Peter: Seven!
Tony: *wheezing*
Steve, almost in tears: Get out.
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