Marvel Shitposting

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Peter's favourite thing to do is convince the other Avengers that the spider he was bitten by was venomous, so that means he's venomous too. No one really believes him, but no one wants to test the theory either.

Sam: *tries to steal the remote*

Peter, hissing: I'll fucking bite you, try me.

Tony, who definitely knows Peter's not venomous: Yeah, the toxins would have you dead within seconds.

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