Bucky, sitting down in front of a hostage Hydra agent: alright, here's 10 stories about Steve Rogers and all the dumb shit he's done, ranked in order
Hydra agent: ...how's that gonna make me talk?
Bucky, scoffing: not everything is about you. anyway, so back in 1935-
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