Marvel Shitposting

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Bucky, speaking into his arm that is recording: Day 14 in the soul stone, so far no notable incidents, people are finding various ways to amuse themselves. Right now the tree creature is singing 'I am Groot' to the tune of 'Despacito', the greatest song of all time according to the Spider Boy. I can not detect any animosity between people-

Peter, following Sam: But why a falcon... why not.... let's say... an ostrich?

Bucky: Correction, Sam Wilson is about to murder a minor. I have to go.

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