Marvel Shitposting

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Peter: *whimpering, hopping on one foot*

Tony: What happened?

Peter: Oh it's nothing, don't worry about it.

Tony: Who did this to you?

Peter: Please just let it go, don't make it worse.

Tony: I promise I won't get mad, I just want to know who did this to you.

Peter: I just stubbed my toe on the door-

Tony, getting his blasters ready: WHAT DOOR-

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