i prefer you don't read this... it's a shit show... this book was basically me writing while i was high (not actually, i'm underage)
don't judge the name i suck at titles it took me a good week to figure out a name for any of my other books and i do...
this is future author speaking: please don't read this book it is so bad... i basically wrote this while i was high (not really, i'm underage). read it if you must but idk what i was doing or what possessed me to think this was good...
NO ONE HERE IS STRAIGHT! SO DEAL WITH IT, HOMOPHOBES! ALSO THERE'S AN ENBY CHARACTER SO FUCKING RESPECT THEM
anyways hi since i didn't say hi and instead just yelled at y'all
also i am wayyyyyyyyyyyy too lazy to write their personalities so you're just gonna have to find out yourself by reading
also, don't question me making another zodiac book while i'm already writing another zodiac book and 2 original books because i have no idea tbh i'm just bored af
Aries:
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"I'M NOT A SIMP!" *lies on his bed with a bunch of Zendaya and Tom Holland pictures scattered on it* (i'm aroace but i mean you can't blame the guy...)
gender: boy pronouns: he/him sexuality: bisexual nicknames: Ari, Simp, Ram, Ramhead bffs: Gemini and Sagittarius ❥ loves reading horror but hates watching horror stuff ❥ he pretends he's so tough but in reality he's a sensitive, simpy, scared-of-any-insect-especially-spiders smol bean ❥ hates Scorpio because Scorpio hates him and he doesn't know why he hates him so much
Taurus:
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"I believe in peace and unity- LEO GIMME MY FUCKING FOOD BACK OR YOU WON'T BE ALIVE TO SEE ANOTHER PIECE OF FOOD AGAIN!"
gender: boy pronouns: he/him sexuality: queer nicknames: Taur, Tauri, Torn bff: Capricorn ❥ eats a lot of food but somehow never gains weight ❥ stubborn af ❥ super sarcastic
Gemini:
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