Texting With The Avengers

•James^3•

Y/N has created a group text.

Y/N has added James 1, James 2, and James 3.

Y/N has added Loki.

You: Hello, boys :)

Loki: What is the meaning of this?

You: I have decided to challenge you to a little game of chaos.

Loki: And you hope to do that by—what, exactly?—confusing me?

You: Aww, too easy for you?

Loki: You dare taunt me? I am the God of Mischief, the Lord of Chaos.

You: Okay. Let's play then. Which James is which?

James 1: Hey

James 2: Hello!

James 3: Hi

Loki: You are a cruel enchantress, Y/N, but I shall accept your challenge.

Loki: Which one of you is the James with the mechanical arm?

James 3: You really think it's gonna be that easy?

James 1: Two of us technically has a metal arm if you count the War Machine armor.

James 2: I'm just happy to be included. :)

Loki: Come to think of it, I wasn't even aware we knew three Jameses. Who is the third?

You: Rhodes, Barnes, and Woo. But which one is which?

Loki: You creatures could at least give your favorite trickster god a clue.

James 1: I have fought alongside my best friend, and I'm an Avenger.

James 3: ^Same.

Loki: Uh....

Loki: Okay, so I'm pretty sure James 2 is this Woo person. (Who I have never even met.)

You: CORRECT!

Y/N has changed James 2 to Jimmy.

Jimmy: Yay!

James 3: That leaves just me—

James 1: And me.

James 1: Which one am I?

James 3: Which one am I?

Loki: Another clue would be great.

James 1: Our best friend fought to protect one of us when the whole Sokovia Accords thing went down.

Loki: That does not help either!

You: Yeah, that whole event was basically a violent game of "My James is Better Than Your James" lmao

James 3: Haha that's not funny

James 1: Yeah... I was paralyzed, man.

James 1: Oh SH—

You: DUDE!

Loki: AHA! So that means James 3 is Bucky and James 1 is Rhodey!

You: Ugh... CORRECT!

Y/N has changed James 1 to Rhodey.

Y/N has changed James 3 to Bucky.

Loki: Huzzah! I have done it! BOW TO ME!

Bucky: I wouldn't go that far.

You: I guess I need to amp things up for next time then, hm?

Loki: Please, Y/N, never do this to me again.

Jimmy: Oh, come on, this was fun!

Rhodey: Honestly, I thought it would last longer.

You: Which is exactly why I said we should amp things up.

You: Maybe next time I should add all the Peters to the group text.

Loki: Asgard give me strength...

Loki: Please remove me. I must get back to my spa day.

Loki: *causing chaos

Loki: Haha

Loki: Bloody autocorrect. :3

You: Fine. Enjoy your spa day.

Loki: CAUSING CHAOS I SWEAR THAT'S WHAT I MEANT

Y/N has removed Loki.

Bucky: So we're inviting the Peters next time, right?

You: Oh, definitely.

Y/N has removed, Rhodey, Jimmy, and Bucky.