Texting With The Avengers

•Bad Hair Day•

Y/N has created a group text.

Y/N has added Thor, Bucky, and Tony.

You: Hey guys, I know that I literally just started working here, but I need a HUGE favor from one of y'all.

Thor: Of course! Anything for the lovely Y/N!

Bucky: Watcha need?

Tony: Shoot.

You: Can I borrow a hair straightener?

Tony: ...

Thor: I would indeed lend you my straightener of hairs, my lady, but sadly it works only for those who are worthy of it.

Bucky: I have it.

You: Well... can I borrow it then, my dude? Mine broke the other day and now my hair is a complete MESS!

Bucky: Uh, no. I need it.

Bucky: We don't even know if you're worthy, anyway.

Tony: Wait.

Tony: Hold on.

Tony: Everybody zip it.

Tony: Why are you asking me of all people for a hair straightener?

You: Well, you are Iron man, so I thought there was a small possibility that you had a flattening iron.

Tony: Wow.

Tony: Just wow.

Thor: I could ask my dear brother if he has one.

You: I'll do you one better.

Y/N has added Loki.

You: Hey dude.

Loki: Greetings, peasants.

Tony: Peasant? Excuse me, greasy, but have you seen how much money I have?

Tony: CHA-CHING!

You: Do you have a hair straightener that I can borrow, my low-key Loki?

Loki: Nope. You're not touching it.

You: Oh, come on! I look like freaking Cousin It over here!

Bucky: I'm sure you look perfectly fine, Doll.

Thor: I agree with Sir Barnes. You always look most beautiful the way that you are. :)

Y/N has sent a photo.

Tony: JESUS MY EYES!

Thor: By Odin's beard...

Thor: Sir Barnes, Brother, give Y/N your straightener of hairs. At once!

Tony: THE UNIVERSE HANGS IN THE BALANCE!

Loki: Never.

Bucky: But I neeeeeed it.

You: FOR THE LOVE OF GODS, PLEASE! I THOUGHT YOU GUYS LOVED ME!

Loki: Never.

Bucky: You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands, snitches.

You: IS THAT SO, BARNES?

Bucky: YEAH.

Y/N has removed Bucky.

Tony: Holy bread-and-butter-pickle. Girl's gettin' serious.