•Short Text | Hail Octopus•

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Zola: Good evening, Mr. Schmidt.

Johann Schmidt: Greetings, Dr. Zola. One moment, please.

Johann Schmidt has changed Johann Schmidt to Red Skull.

Red Skull: There we go. Thank you for building this communication box so that we are able to speak from long distances.

Zola: It was my pleasure, sir. What is it that you'd like to discuss?

Red Skull: I was wondering what you thought of my latest logo design.

Zola: The octopus? Yes, yes, I found it quite intimidating.

Red Skull: It's not supposed to be an octopus, you nincompoop.

Zola: It's... supposed to be a hydra?

Red Skull: Yes.

Zola: Have you ever seen a hydra, sir?

Red Skull: Of course not. They are a mythological creature.

Zola: I meant have you ever seen them portrayed in Greek mythology, sir.

Red Skull: That doesn't matter. The skull represents me, of course.

Zola: And what do the tentacles represent?

Red Skull: ...

Red Skull: Oh, would you look at that! Captain Rogers has your location. You better start running, Zola.

Zola: Apologies, sir! That was out of my place! I am sorry!

Red Skull: That's more like it.

Red Skull: Hail Octopus.

Red Skull: *HYDRA

Red Skull: HYDRA.

Red Skull: I MEANT HAIL HYDRA.

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