Texting With The Avengers

•Texting With Wanda•

AN/ It took me way too long to write this. SPOILERS for WandaVision if you haven't already watched the series. The major plot points will be glazed over using my "humor".

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Wanda has created a group text.

Wanda has added Vision and (Y/N).

Agnes has added Agnes.

Wanda: Wait, who are you?

Agnes: Don't worry about it and just go with it, dear!

Wanda: Ok

Vision: Wanda? What happened? How did we get here?

You: Yeah, what is this?

Wanda: It's West View. We're home.

You: Why am I in a 50s getup? Why is everything black and white? And if everything's 50s-themed, then why do I still have my phone?

Agnes: Don't you worry about a thing, neighbor!

You: I don't even know who you are!

Vision: Wanda, I... I have a job? We're married? When did all this happen?

Wanda: ...I don't know

You: Wanda are you okay?

Wanda: I'm fine. You're all coming to dinner this evening right?

Agnes: You betcha!

You: Dinner? Where? This is basically a ghost town.

Wanda: At our house, of course! I'm making lobster!

Vision: It is not our anniversary, is it?

Wanda: I don't think so???

Wanda: I can't remember.

You: Vision are you okay?

Wanda: Of course he is, (Taylor/Alex)!

You: I didn't ask you... and my name is (Y/N)...

Monica has added Monica.

Monica: Hello?

Monica: Wanda, is that you?

Wanda: Who are you?

Monica: Wanda, I

Wanda has removed Monica.

You: GEEZ WANDA

Wanda: Oh btw Vis I'm pregnant

Vision: What!? How!?

You: PLEASE don't answer that.

Wanda: I think I'm in labor.

You: WHAT is HAPPENING

Wanda has added Billy and Tommy.

Agnes: Congratulations, neighbor!

Billy: Hey, mom, dad, (Y/N).

Tommy: We're here!

You: Uhhh... my clothes changed. Why am I dressed like a vampire now?

Wanda: It's Halloween!

You: It was just June a second ago...

You: What is going on here?