Scott: What is wrong with you!?
You: A lot of things, actually. May I ask what this is about?
Scott: How could you do such a thing!?
You: What? What did I do?
Scott: Don't play dumb. I saw the evidence.
You: Evidence on what?
Scott: I saw the corpse, Y/N! I know it was you!
You: Corpse!?
Scott: YES!
You: Who's corpse!? What is happening!?
Scott: ANTON'S CORPSE, YOU COLD BLOODED MURDERER!
You: WHO THE HECK IS ANTON?
Scott: Only one of my BEST FRIENDS that you killed with the back of a MAGAZINE, Y/N!
You: . . .
You: Oh.
You: Oooooooohhhhhhh. You're talking about the ant that I squished in the kitchen, aren't you?
Scott: YES, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER LIKE ANTON!?
You: Dude, ants in the tower usually means that there's a nest somewhere. I was just trying to stop an invasion. You know how precious our food is, don't you?
Scott: BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO KILL HIM!
You: Yes, I did. Plus I set out ant traps in case.
Scott: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: Lol. I was kidding about that last part.
Scott: You're evil. :(
You: Yeah, I know. Anyway, I'm sorry about squashing your friend. I should have at least had the decency to get rid of the body.
Scott: STOP!
You: Lol.
You: I'll gather up the ant traps and I'll get the rest of the team to put together a funeral for Anton.
Scott: Thank you.
You: You're welcome.
You: Sorry, again. I'm still used to killing bugs as soon as I see them. They freak me out sometimes.
Scott: It's fine. Just get some itch cream ready for when I get my revenge on you.
You: What does that mean, Scott?
You: Scott?
You: SCOTT!?
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