Chapter 2- The Super Spy

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Fish Boy

You there?


Mr Ego

Yeah, what are you doing up at 2 AM?


Fish Boy

Why are you up?


Mr Ego

You woke me up


Fish Boy

Sorry

NOT!

;D


Mr.Ego

You're mean, wanna play 20 questions?


Fish Boy

Fine, I'll go first.

Are you famous?


Mr. Ego

Yes

Super

Duper

Famous 

And 

Cool

😉😉

My turn, how old are you?


Fish Boy

Hmm, I think I will pass.


Mr. Ego

You can't pass!!!

😡😡😡😡😡😡


Fish Boy

FiNe, I'm 18 

Are you like 70 or something?

👴👴👴👴👴👴👴👴👴👴👴👴


Mr Ego

HOW DARE YOU!!

I'm only 58


Fish Boy

58, 70

Same difference.

👴

👴

👴

👴

👴

LOL, Im changing your name


Old Man

Grrrrrrrrrrr

How dare you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Fish Boy

I gotta go my girlfriends coming, BYE


Old Man

BYe

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Tony looked up from his phone and nervously licked his lips. Natasha was standing over him and glaring at him. "Who are you texting?" She growled. "I told you" Tony replied a wrong number.

"Well, give me this wrong number then." 

Tony relented "Fine but no reveling names"

Natasha smirked " I'm a spy you think that's necessary?"

"It just protection" Tony replied

"Whatever" Nat just dialed the number into the phone (Dunno if this is how it works, I do not have a phone yet)

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Nat

Clint!

Come back here right this second!!!

____________________________________________

Nat then realized that she had reveled Clint's Name.Whatever she thought not my problem.

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???

Whos Clint and what did he ever do to you?


Nat

Clint stop pretening

I will kill you!


???

Dude! Cool! did Clint like prank you cause I wanna see the result.

Did he use hair remover?

Thats a classic.

And you got the wrong number


Nat

Sorry about that


???

Its cool

Do you wanna be friends

Tell me a few facts about your self

And your pronouns


Nat

I like black

I am sneaky

and my pronouns are she/her


???

okay

you are know known as spy


Spy

Okay cool

What should I call you


???

You can call me...

Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom


Spy

Okay...

But may I ask why?


Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

Well 

once a kid tried to dump me in a toilet, but I dunked her in it instead so yeah. (Poor Clarrise)


Spy

OK?

Well I have to go

goodbye


Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

Bye

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Percy was contented he had made a new friend. Until he heard a low growl coming from the woods. Mrs. O'Leary bounded out with Nico on her back

"You should have seen your face! It was hilarious" Nico Laughed

Percy just then realized he got pranked, he replied "I'll get you back for this Nico"

Nico smiled "See ya"

And dissappered into the shadows

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