a shitpost of sorts.
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Ruv:
You:
Ruv: How the fuck are you so cute?
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Sarvente: Let me see what you have-
You: A KNIFE
Ruv: nO-
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Whitty: [watching you bake]
You: whits, can you pass me the sugar?
Whitty: [gibs bag of salt]
You: [pours 'sugar' in bowl]
|few minutes later]
Whitty:...
You: shit. that was salt, wasn't it.
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Ruv: [holding you close to his chest]
Sarvente: Ruv. You have to share.
Ruv: ..nyet cyka..
Sarvente: Wanna run that by me again-? [in demoon foorm]
Ruv: [girly screech]
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You: [sniffles]
Pico: [holds his gun up] WHO DID IT!? WHO MADE THEM SAD!?
BF: ..
GF: it wasn't me?
Pico: WELL IT WAS ON OF YOU-
You: pic-
Pico: THATS MESSED UP
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You: [falls asleep on Eskel]
Eskel: this is fine.
Ruv: [standing behind Eskel, glaring]
Pico: [pointing a gun at Eskel]
Whitty: [staring at Eskel]
GF: hm. you're in trouble, Eskel.
Eskel: [s qu e ak]
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You: At last the roof goes on!
Sarvente: And nothing can go wrong!!
Ruv: [lazily swipes the gingerbread house off of the table]
Sarvente/you: OH NO IT ALL WENT WRONG-
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Senpai: [holding you're hand]
You: [blush]
Senpai: [leans forward]
You: [leans forward]
Senpai: [sees blood dripping down from the ceiling]
Lemon Demon: my popsicle is melting
Senpai: DAMNIT LEMON-
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Skid/Pump/child you: SPOOP SPOOP SPOOPY MOONTH
Eskel:.. Lila-
Lila: Sh ut.
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Pico: [appears next to you]
You: Pico?
Eskel: [standing behind you staring at Pico with murderous intent]
[This scenario was from the Pico oneshot-]
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yeah no i was bored, i'm working on requests.
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