Random scenarios and memes(mostly pokemon, beyblade, Yu-gi-oh,or mha)

The Campfire Song(no not the song from spongebob)

This ones a Pokémon group meetup, so that way everyone can meet each other and yes there's an adult there so its fine. Please ignore the fact that its an MHA video, and all the credit goes to the owner of the  video and the song.,

Ash: Why is everyone scraping their plate into the fire? Is the food here really that bad?

Gladion: Offering to the Gods. It's not enough that they're omnipotent and all-powerful, they need to feel appreciated. TO THE GODS!!! 

Everyone: TO THE GODS!!!

Gladion: Oh things couldn't be worse when your parents run the universe. Oh things couldn't be worse when your folks run the universe.

Paul: My dad is Hermies he messengers things, You'll know his sign by his shoes with those wings, I wait by the phone but the phone never rings oh no. When your dads a God life can be tough, Met the guy once and once was enough.  

Paul: silver?

Silver: My moms Athena, She's smart and she's wise. She's sworn off Gluten and she's sworn off Guys. If she came to camp that'd be a surprise.

Everyone: Oh NO!

Silver: Oh, My step mom she hates me and my dad works all day, so I left Team Rocket and I ran away. 

Ash: Wait is that true?

Gladion: Everybody!

Everyone: Oh things Couldn't be worse, When your parents run the universe! Oh things couldn't be worse, When your folks run the universe.

Gladion: Alright, who's next?

Gardenia: Oh okay let me see. My moms Demeter goddess of grain, She gets excited when it starts to rain but, planting and planting and planting's a pain Oh,No

Everyone: Oh, No

Gardenia: Right? For my sixteenth birthday, My friends got a car. I got a fern in some dumb mason jar.

Lillie: Oh Oh, My turn! I'm a child of Pan, God of the wild.

Guzma: For those who love nature they're often beguiled. He's not really mad dad but I'm sort of his child Oh, No.

Everyone: Oh, No

Gladion: He went on a hike to explore new frontiers and no one has seen him for thousands of years! * covers his face with his hands and starts crying*

Sun, Moon, and Lillie: *hugs Gladion and Comforts him*

Everyone: Oh things couldn't be worse when your parents run the universe, Oh things couldn't be worse when your folks run the universe.

Ash: Professor Sycamore! Who's your dad?

Sycamore: Oh, My father is Kronos

Everyone Else: *Stares at him innocently*

Sycamore:  Remember my lecture

Everyone: *Still staring Innocently like they are perfect little Angels*

Sycamore: He ate his children

Ash: Sycamore wins. How about you Dawn?

Dawn: The Goddess Of Love my moms Aphrodite, She tries to be cool but mainly she's fighty. Ill bring home a boy and she's there in her nightgown.

Everyone: Oh No

Dawn: Its so embarrassing guys. I tried to seek help from even the fates cause she steals my mascara and even my dates.

Ash: Paul and Reggie its your turn!

Reggie: If I try to sing Ill probably cause an avalanche.

Ash: Oh, we're all friends here, Come on give it a shot.

Reggie: My mom was named sally she loved scary movies and food that was blue and-

May: He's doing it wrong

Dawn: Yeah who's your godly parent?

Paul: Oh I don't know.

Drew: Its alright alot of Half-Bloods never know their godly parent.

Cilan: Just give it a try

Paul: So my dad is some God thats graeat I guess, did he not want me or not want the mess?

Reggie: To Bad He's the worst

Paul: and my life is a mess Oh, No

Reggie: I hope that he shows even a trace

Paul: Cause I've got some choice words to throw in his face!

Everyone: Oh things couldnt be worse, when your parents run the universe! Oh things couldnt be worse

Dawn: *hugs Pual* But I dont care where our parents may be as long as you are here with me 

Everyone: We dont care where our parents may be as long as you are here with me! As Long as you are here with me!

(I bet you thought the one line was gonna be Ash huh? Well I wanted to make a plot twist.)